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Friday Funny - The language of Technology

Thanks to Matt here at the Network for the tip on this site called the Web Economy BS Generator. It is very funny and may provide you with the verbiage you need for your next high pressure presentation.

For example:
It is important to synthesize virtual functionalities, incubate intuitive bandwidth and monetize viral interfaces to achieve this years sales goals. In addition we must morph distributed metrics and disintermediate open-source content so that we can innovate and maximize frictionless initiatives. lastly, its critical that everyone on the team can integrate next-generation e-business while embracing web-enabled action items.

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