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Thank you for visiting my blog. I am a Cofounder & Technical Advisor here at the BeyeNETWORK. Having covered the business intelligence and data warehousing industry for more than 15 years, I'm looking forward to a more interactive form of communication with all of you. Please share your comments and thoughts!

 

 

Thanks to Matt here at the Network for the tip on this site called the Web Economy BS Generator. It is very funny and may provide you with the verbiage you need for your next high pressure presentation.

For example:
It is important to synthesize virtual functionalities, incubate intuitive bandwidth and monetize viral interfaces to achieve this years sales goals. In addition we must morph distributed metrics and disintermediate open-source content so that we can innovate and maximize frictionless initiatives. lastly, its critical that everyone on the team can integrate next-generation e-business while embracing web-enabled action items.


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