Blog: Shawn Rogers

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Weird thoughts for your day

This post has nothing to do with Business Intelligence. My wife sent it to me and I thought it was funny.

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

* Never buy a car you can't push.

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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