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John Myers

Hey all-

Welcome to my blog. The fine folks at the BeyeNETWORK™ have provided me with this forum to offer opinion and insight into the worlds of telcommunications (telecom) and business activity monitoring (BAM). But as with any blog, I am sure that we (yes we... since blogging is a "team sport"...) will explore other tangents that intersect the concepts of telecom and BAM.

In this world of "Crossfire" intellectual engagement (i.e. I yell louder therefore I win the argument), I will try to offer my opinion in a constructive manner. If I truly dislike a concept, I will do my best to offer an alternative as opposed to simply attempting to prove my point by disproving someone else's. I ask that people who post to this blog follow in my lead.

Let the games begin....

About the author >

John Myers, a senior analyst in the business intelligence (BI) practice at  Enterprise Management Associates (EMA). In this role, John delivers comprehensive coverage of the business intelligence and data warehouse industry with a focus on database management, data integration, data visualization, and process management solutions. Prior to joining EMA, John spent over ten years working with business analytics implementations associated with the telecommunications industry.

John may be contacted by email at JMyers@enterprisemanagement.com.

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One of the great aspects of 1980’s television was the show Moonlighting with Cybill Shepherd and Bruce Willis ( …with hair… lots of it actually… ).  The scripts were usually about 2x the size of a ‘normal’ one hour tv show and the back and forth between Shepherd and Willis was amazing and funny. These exchanges were usually highlighted by very honest observations about the world around them.  Recently, I saw two pieces about wireless phones that made me think of “Maddie” poking holes in “David”’s arguments.

The first was a piece about an assessment of the smart-phone marketplace.  Gartner seems to think that Nokia’s lack of appealing smart-phones.

The second was a study about features that people want to see in smart-phones.  Instat provided the following feedback on improvements to smart-phones:

  • better connectivity
  • better audio
  • better usability

Hmmmm… It wasn’t the overall economy or the expense of required data plans relative to disposable income that negatively impacted the smart-phone market?  And, the features that people want most in phones can be reduced to being able to make better phone calls?

I will entrust the analysis of those situations to the ‘readers’….  But I will leave you with my all-time favorite Moonlight scenes just before the New Year… Enjoy the blast from the 80’s!

Security Officer: I'm sorry, but you're not on the guest list.
David Addison: That's because we're not guests. We're looking for a man with a mole on his nose.
Security Officer: A mole on his nose?
Maddie Hayes: A mole on his nose.
Security Officer: [to Maddie] What kind of clothes?
Maddie Hayes: [to David] What kind of clothes?
David Addison: What kind of clothes do you suppose?
Security Officer: What kind of clothes do I suppose would be worn by a man with a mole on his nose? Who knows?
David Addison: Did I happen to mention, did I bother to disclose, that this man that we're seeking with the mole on his nose? I'm not sure of his clothes or anything else, except he's Chinese, a big clue by itself.
Maddie Hayes: How do you do that?
David Addison: Gotta read a lot of Dr. Seuss.
Security Officer: I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report, I haven't seen anyone at all of that sort. Not a man who's Chinese with a mole on his nose with some kind of clothes that you can't suppose. So get away from this door and get out of this place, or I'll have to hurt you - put my foot in your face.


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