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A thought leader, visionary, and practitioner, Claudia Imhoff, Ph.D., is an internationally recognized expert on analytics, business intelligence, and the architectures to support these initiatives. Dr. Imhoff has co-authored five books on these subjects and writes articles (totaling more than 150) for technical and business magazines.

She is also the Founder of the Boulder BI Brain Trust, a consortium of independent analysts and consultants (www.BBBT.us). You can follow them on Twitter at #BBBT

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I wrote a blog on the demise of Western Union recently. If you remember, they charged by the letter for their telegrams. This lead to some interesting if not cryptic forms of communication. The best example I can think of was a farmer who sent a telegram to a fellow farmer that the bull he purchased was ready to be picked up. To save money, he sent the purchaser a telegram with a single word on it -- "Comfortable"... Think about, it will come to you.

Little did I know that this form of cryptic messaging would be rebirthed in an unusual and unpredictable fashion...

I just got back from Spring Break vacation with my family. I was amused that my daughter could not wait to get back in the US after a week out of the country. Why, I asked? "Because I need to talk to my friends", she responded. Huh?

OK -- I know instant messaging is popular. I use it all the time but I use my computer not my cell phone. Therefore I have access to a full keyboard and use English to communicate -- how outdated. Turns out that teenage girls in particular love using their cell phones to "chat". They have a language all to themselves due to the limited keypad. It mostly consists of consonants, abbreviations, shortened slang, etc. I peeked over my daughter's shoulder at her (now flattened) thumbs rapidly moving over her phone's keyboard as she communicated with her best buddy. The "conversation" went something like this:

My daughter: RU home?
Response: No - CJs
Daughter: LOL UR 2 good
Response: U talk

And on it went until the end:

Daughter: CU LTR
Response: TTFN

So -- how good is your IM talk? Here are the translations plus some of the more interesting abbreviations:

U -- You
R -- are
UR -- Your or You're depending on context
2 - too, two or too depending...
TTFN -- Ta ta for now
LTR -- Later

Less obvious ones:

ROFL -- rolling on the floor laughing
JK -- just kidding
GAG -- get a grip
ER -- eye roll

You get the idea...

So, I propose that we come up with a set of BI-related IM messages. I welcome your input on these. Come up with your own and post them... The funnier -- the better! As an incentive, I will send the person who comes up with the funniest or most unusual IM message one of our books for free. I, of course, will decide who the winner is -- blog prerogative. Here are a few of my own to get you started:

AH -- Analytics hack
DD -- DBA demigod
PH -- Performance hog
CQ -- Clueless query

I await your responses with great expectations.

TTYL and YIBIS.

Claudia


Posted April 6, 2006 11:58 AM
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6 Comments

WTHITRTIWYWTD? - Where the heck is the report that I wanted yesterday with today's data?

QNGALU - Query no good all, looped up

g.

Good one, George! But perhaps we should revisit the purpose of the abbreviations... :-)

OK -- time for more of you creative types to join George. I need IM abbreviations and acronyms -- please!

Claudia

Here area few that I like. I especially like those that are not easily recognized by other people outside of the inner circle, or those that have multiple definitions.

ID 10 T - usually referring to supposed "errors" in the ETL process or occassionally referring to the person(s) who report the "error" as in....

IBU - ID10T Business User.

DA - Data Architect, or Data Analyst or Data Administrator, or Dumb A**. However, it is sometimes difficult tell what the writer intended by DA though as the meaning is often interchangeable.

MF data - Main Frame or, Mostly Flawed data; again often interchangeable.

BUM - Biological Unit Malfunction. (see IBU, or DA above)

WA - Work Around or Worthless Attempt as in
"That DA tried to solve the IBU error in the MF data by implementing a WA to fix the data, when really it was only a BUM.

=;-}> (wink from guy with crew cut and goatee)

l8r

Now we are talking -- er -- IM'ing! Thanks for the wonderful chuckle, Bob.

Keep it coming!

Claudia

Heres one for the warehouses with nasty data:

WYSIBS - What you see is bulls**t

Or, for the badly designed query:

GHQSR - Gone home, query still running.

Or, for the over bearing over demanding CIO:

IQDIY - I quit, do it yourself :D

1WA3WD

First World Application, Third World Data

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