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Jill Dyché

There you are! What took you so long? This is my blog and it's about YOU.

Yes, you. Or at least it's about your company. Or people you work with in your company. Or people at other companies that are a lot like you. Or people at other companies that you'd rather not resemble at all. Or it's about your competitors and what they're doing, and whether you're doing it better. You get the idea. There's a swarm of swamis, shrinks, and gurus out there already, but I'm just a consultant who works with lots of clients, and the dirty little secret - shhh! - is my clients share a lot of the same challenges around data management, data governance, and data integration. Many of their stories are universal, and that's where you come in.

I'm hoping you'll pour a cup of tea (if this were another Web site, it would be a tumbler of single-malt, but never mind), open the blog, read a little bit and go, "Jeez, that sounds just like me." Or not. Either way, welcome on in. It really is all about you.

About the author >

Jill is a partner with Baseline Consulting, a data integration and business intelligence (BI) services firm. She is an internationally recognized speaker and writer on the topic of the business value of technology, and has been featured in the Wall Street Journal, CIO Magazine, Intelligent Enterprise and Newsweek.com. Jill leads the Customer Data Integration, Master Data Management and Data Governance channel for the BeyeNETWORK, and blogs regularly on those and other IT-related topics. She is the author of two acclaimed books, e-Data, which introduced enterprise data to business executives, and The CRM Handbook, which was the best-selling book on the topic of customer relationship management. Her latest book, Customer Data Integration: Reaching a Single Version of the Truth – co-authored by Baseline Partner Evan Levy – was recently published by John Wiley & Sons.

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In which Jill--inspired by April fool's and some friendly finger-wagging--shares some little-known personal facts, thereby making her blog readers yearn for more data governance.

I recently asked some trusted friends for feedback about my BI Network blog. If you knew my friends, you'd know how brave that was.

I'll spare you the praise. The criticism was frank: Lighten up. Seems that my blogs are consistently, well... consistent. I describe projects we're working on, cover issues execs are grappling with, relate our lessons learned, and make observations about the general information management Zeitgeist.

"You don't have to try to teach me something new in every blog," counseled one friend. "Why don't you share some personal anecdotes? Try being more news-y. Write about your dog. Or let us in on an existential struggle in your personal life."

I'm thinkin' you'd rather learn something new in every blog.

But I trust my buds to steer me in the right direction. So, here are some factoids that yours truly might as well share for those who haven't already read the bathroom wall:

1: Music: I have bad taste in music. More specifically, I have teenage-boy-comes-of-age-in-the-80s taste in music. I'll take Rainbow over Black Sabbath, and I was an Ozzie fan before reality TV was a gleam in Sharon's eye. I have seen The Scorpions live three times. Pity the unsuspecting passenger when the first few notes from any Def Leppard song ooze through my car speakers. (If it's "Photograph" may God have mercy on your soul.) Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is my favorite song. I have a lighter raised high in the air as we speak.

2: Movies: Anything Christopher Guest touches, with This is Spinal Tap being my fave. In a variation of that, I also liked the coming of age story that was Almost Famous. And anything Monty Python. You've gotta love Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but The Life of Brian is tragically underrated. (Favorite line: "It could be worse: It could be raining.")

3: Theater: Spamalot, of course. I saw The History Boys on Broadway last year and it shattered me. Not a big fan of musicals, but Les Mis kicks Phantom's ass.

4: Books: Anything by Milan Kundera, Reynolds Price, Martin Amis, Joan Didion, or Alice Munro. Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections blew me right off the couch. Classic indulgences include Marguerite Duras and the Bronte sisters, all of whom are spinning in their graves re: items 1-3, above. (Sorry, Charlotte!)

5: Jokes: The Salman Rushdie joke, followed by the insane asylum joke. Ask me next time you see me.

6: Leno or Letterman? Letterman. I am living proof that one can fight over the remote while half-asleep.

What else? Corporate goodwill matters to me. (Our two employee-selected charities this year are The MS Society and Casting for Recovery--Oregon Chapter.) I have a stainless steel rod in my right leg. I support and practice pet rescue. My mother had the longest brain tumor surgery in history. I've traveled a lot, from Bahrain to Bangkok, from Doha to Darwin. I speak fluent French, and lived abroad long enough to have a list of cherished neighborhood bistros in Paris (hint: lived in the 16th but rolled in the 4th). I'll save that list for another time. Perhaps for when the friends get restless.

Now--with heartfelt props to my mates--back to the data!


Posted April 2, 2007 8:43 AM
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3 Comments

You never got around to talking about your dog.

I did enjoy this post and it is a lot more interesting than talking about data.

Tres bien, Jill. I didn't know that about you-that you speak French. Incroiable. Au Revoir, Henriet
P.S. I like Leno

Jill, Great post. I feel I know you better alreaady! My only feedback is on the movie line. Clearly the best line is from The Meaning of Life remember "the machine the goes PING" or "one last wafer-thin mint".

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